Name: Melissa Volivitch
Birthday: January 10, 1984
Age: 18
As of January 1st 2002, Melissa has become a mama. She gave birth to a beautiful baby girl named Leilani who always stares at me and sticks out her tongue. First time I saw her, I think she smiled, but Melissa said it was gas. How sad is that? She got gas after looking at me! Vince also came up to me like I was gonna hold her…hahaha whats wrong with him? I thought everyone knew that Francis does not carry babies until they can land on their own feet. Im sorry but that’s just the way it is. Melissa is gonna be a great mommy because she has always been a great friend. And when Melissa has those little moody spells, don’t worry folks, Ill go pick up Leilani and take her to a wrestling event or something. All she needs are a pair of nikes and fade haircut. Shes gonna be watching the super bowl with her pops Vince and learning some math with me! HAHA! This is also the mama that is gonna hook me up with this gorgeous ex-cheerleader. Im like sooooo interested in her so HINT HINT!!! HAHAHA Don’t worry girl you don’t have to help me get with her, Ill just do the work all by MYSELF then! BOOOOO YOU MEANIE!!!
Oh what really made me sad was today I went over to visit Melissa. It hit me that she’s really not my little sister anymore. Before I always felt that she needed me in her life for some reason or another, but now it feels like im just another guy. In a way im really proud of her for growing up and taking responsibilities for herself, but im sad because im nut one of her men anymore. NO NO NO I don’t mean that in a sexual way. I remember one time me and vince were over at her house and she said her 2 favorite men were with her. That made me feel so good to actually be someone’s favorite. Now, sadly, I know I cant be and shouldn’t be one of her fave guys cause it should be just her and vince. It will be her, vince and leilani for life…adding me in would just be wrong. Eventhough I love the girl to death and would never let anything hurt her, its not gonna be my job anymore to help her out cause im out of the loop. Quite sad don’t you think? Well before you start crying, just know that I want it this way cause I always want the best for her cause she is the best. She deserves Vince because well she always wanted her dark meat. HAHAHA!! I love ya you Big Dork.
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